RELIGION.

Hold on, I need to poo before I answer this so I am fully prepared.

Right, now I've got the shit out of me, I am going to attempt to kick the bullshit out of religion.

IT'S FUCKING STUPID, why the fuck would some powerful entity create a world as shit as this, with things like Peter Kay and fucking mac snobs? I mean, what the shit kind of creator would do that. I mean fair enough that there's suffering in the world because of the original sin BULLFUCK but the rape and murder is enough without fat northeners talking about their SHITTING SNACK HABITS.

Secondly, the sort of shit religion asks you to do is absurd and so selectively picked there's no way in HELL anyone is going to heaven.
HATE GAYS? WHY? I mean that sort of religious oppression has fucked up most of today's youth even though they're meant to be the cleverest generation. I mean the homophobia stems purely from religion.
Same with having sex, WHAT THE SHIT IS WRONG WITH HAVING SEX.
Sure, I believe in monogamy and all that but just because someone has sex with a few people, it does not make them a SLAG.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Then the stuff they ignore, ie be a vegetarian, make all the clothes you wear match in material.
WHY
HOW WOULD THAT HELP
Especially considering the amount of animal killing in the bible!

GOD HIMSELF is a dick, he rips people's bowels out. Even if religion was all true, do you think the heaven of someone who thinks SUFFERING is a bonding exercise would be the best place to go? I'd rather not go, he'd fucking tie me the shit up and whip my dick off and I AM PROUD OF MY PENIS. IT WORKS.

And the violence it causes, nearly all wars have had some sort of religious motivation, and I think child molestation counts as a kind of violence also.

AND TYING UP WOMEN AND BEATING THEM because they had sex before they are married DOES NOT MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON, NORTHERN IRELAND.

And then, the thing that SHITS ME OUT MY MIND THE FUCKDADDY MOST is the idea that morals can only be gained from believing in some higher being who would punish you were you not to follow those morals.
THAT MEANS EVERYTHING RELIGIOUS PEOPLE DO IS SELFISH. SELFISHNESS IS A SIN. THEY ARE ALL GOING TO HELL.

Now I don't know about you but I get my moral from BASIC HUMAN GOODNESS and as SOCIETY DICTATES, and all these people who think SOCIETY'S laws coming from the BULLSHITTY ten commandments can GTFO my life and SUCK THE SHIT OFF THE END OF A HORSE'S DICK BECAUSE ONE OF THE MOST BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS DIRECTLY VIOLATES THOSE COMMANDMENTS YOU DIRTY SHITSUCKING MORONS.

If I felt I was a BAD enough person that obscuring reality and fucking worshipping a SHITSTIRRER, a literal SHITSTIRRER would make me work as a creature on this planet then I would shitting KILL MYSELF because I do not trust myself to LISTEN TO THE DIRECT MESSAGES OF FAIRYTALES.

And all the stuff that disproves religion, MY WORD. Why can't they accept it? It's in their face EVIDENCE.
I doubt their god who was TOO FUCKING THICK TO SEE ADAM AND EVE WHEN THEY WERE HIDING IN BUSHES is clever enough to shitting BURY DINOSAUR BONES TO TRICK US THE SHIT OUT. Unless he's some fucking manic depressive crack smoking DICKJOCKEY there is NO WAY he would be able to be so shitting odd.
AND WHY WOULD YOU WORSHIP THAT.

AND YEAH, I'm focussing on christianity the most because it's the most easy one to defend, so I'll run through why the other religions aren't even WORTH attacking
ISLAM - TERRORISM. Sure they aren't ALL terroriists and I accept that but the fact that religion drives SOME of them to be proves the shittiness of it. Plus their prophet FUCKED THE VAGINA off of a nine year old and was AN ILLITERATE DRUGGIE so his word is probably NOT entirely reliable.

Buddhism - There is no god but punishing people for things PEOPLE WHO DIED BEFORE THEM WITH NO RELATION is stupid. Same goes for hinduism only it's slightly worse as they all want to bumfuck a sodding elephant.
SIKHISM - lolwut? don't cut your hair? WHY.

JUDAISM IS BASICALLY THE SAME as christianity only a bit more WARPED so there's no point attacking it when attacking christianity attacks it as well.

HAVE YOU EVER READ THE BIBLE? HAVE CHRISTIANS? If they did they would observe the amount of DOG DICK CHEWING MINDFUCKING COWTITS in it and GET THE SHIT OUT.
Ripping bowels out.
Killing babies.
Making a father kill his son.
Raining burning sulphur on a city.
RAPE. INCESTUAL JEWISH RAPE.
CELESTIAL RAPE.
ETC
Even without me listing all the MINDFUCKS it contains you get the general idea.

AND WHAT THE SHIT IS WITH ALL THE CONTRADICTIONS. Edward was 15. Nah he was 42. THAT IS QUITE DIFFERENT. It's not like getting a birthday wrong by like a day that's FUCKING A LOT OF YEARS DIFFERENCE.

THE SHIT?

So all in all, I consider it to be a CRAPFUCKING MUDWRESTLING SHITSPEWING SUCKFEST of filth that sucks people in with promise of MORAL VALUES THAT THEY SHOULD ALREADY HAVE and then degrades their mind INTO CESSPITS OF SLUDGE for the sole reason that they can't accept REALITY and that WE ARE NOT IMPORTANT IN ANY GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.

THAT is what I think of the FUCKINESS of religion, I utterly DESPISE it.